Let me tell you about the time...

That I was still wearing my pink button-up men's shirt (no pants) PJs from the night before at 2pm MT on a Monday, went into the kitchen with my coffee cup in hand, grabbed a dill pickle spear out of the fridge with my other hand and was dancing to "Crazy Ex Girlfriend" by Miranda Lambert that had just came on spotify, which I had turned up loudly, because I knew I was about to make the long treck to the kitchen to eat a pickle and refill my coffee.

Simultaneously, the government decided to send a mailman (to whom I wrote a sweet but straightforward note last week in regards to the fact that he is great about dropping mail off, but not-so-much about picking my mail up) to my front porch. Who was simultaneously looking through my livingroom window. While I was simultaneously dancing (much like my mother's left-to right funky sway move, but in full circular motion, mixed with some Beyonce booty popping) in my kitchen, in my men's pink button up shirt, with no pants, with a coffee in my left hand and a pickle in my right.


At 2pm MT on a Monday.


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23 comments:

  1. I neeeeed a job at home so I can wear PJ's all day and dance and eat pickles and drink coffee. Best job ever.

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  2. Brilliant! Sounds like me soooo many times!

    http://bigandbeautifullife.blogspot.com.au

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  3. That is hilarious! I am so grateful that we live in an apartment that is a) elevated, b) has an exterior door to enter the building, I don't even want to think about how many times I'd be caught dancing otherwise!

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  4. This is o funny! I just love your sense of humour

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  5. Good thing you wore your fake colored on white shorts this week! Monday is labor day and everyone knows you can't wear fake colored on white shorts after that!!! Phew.

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  6. hah! this is great. like really great.

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  7. hhaah this totally made my morning. I've had so many of those moments. I think the pickle completed it.

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  8. I agree with Erin, that is the greatest story I've read on a blog in a while! TamaraLynnPhototgraphy.com

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  9. Bahahaha, I love this! & I think it's pretty awesome that you eat a pickle, while enjoying mug of coffee. :)

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  10. HA! I adore this. So funny.
    Trish

    www.jellybonesblog.blogspot.com

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  11. Every deliveryman in North Yorkshire knows what my houserobe looks like. And one poor letting agent (rental) probably got a few glimpses more than he bargained for when my dog jumped our 5 ft wall to greet him next door at 7:30 AM and I chased her down in said house robe... and nothing underneath. Wrestling an exuberant 55lb dog in a house robe is, well, an Olympic sport. It's just called Judo then.

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  12. That is too funny. Work it giiirl!

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  13. hahaha I LOVE everything about this! :)

    Marianna
    Delightfully Dunn

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  14. I work from home too and I change from pj outfit to pj outfit unless I have to go shopping for something I can't buy online. Ha!

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  15. Oh my god. Totally just made my night - and this is why I love Thriftary!

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  16. Hahahahaa you are hilarious - i completely adore you for this!

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  17. This is why I love working at home and only wearing set of pajamas
    the whole day..but never tried dancing wit mug of coffee.

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  18. i wish i could work from home. i am so much more productive - and that GIF is AMAZING!

    <3 katherine
    of corgis and cocktails

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  19. i wish i could work from home - i am SO much more productive then. and i LOVE this gif - you are amazing

    <3 katherine
    of corgis and cocktails

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  20. I so wish I could work from home...I don't think I'd ever wear pants.

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